Here is the enigma of the barbecue grill …..
Two customers have complained today and one of my suppliers just is not providing the quality of the materials I need. In short It's been a difficult day "at the office." I'm a little depressed, but as soon as I get home and my heart lifts. My children greet me and are eager to tell me all about his day and there's a wonderful smell of cooking from the kitchen.
I give my wife a hug and ask "Hey, what's cooking?"
Tonight will be oven roasted chicken thighs on a bed of roasted vegetables in olive oil. Ciabatta bread is the heating in the oven and a bottle of Merlot is open to breathe in the kitchen table to round it all off. What better way to start the night?
I know without inspection, moreover, that what my nose tells me that smells good is really good, simply because my wife has many years experience, enjoys cooking and therefore knows the subject inside out.
OK so it may take a little extreme to the point and before you start screaming again all, I note that I I board my family and I clean the bathrooms, so I'm part of "Neanderthal" to "modern man". I'm sure there are a lot of us out there, I sincerely hope so.
My point is that considering all this my wife has the talent and all his experience in the kitchen, why is that when it's time for a barbecue grill, it's me who is on the grill duties? The man of the house! What conditions do I have? How much experience I have ?……… Postal …. Nothing … Niente! I can not even follow the most basic grill recipes.
If I was applying for a job as a car mechanic who garage in their right mind would take me? Still armed with the most terrible culinary CV I trust not to poison the family and if that were not enough, invite our closest friends round in the sincere belief that I will not poison too!
Ever been to a barbecue grill where hamburgers are burned on the outside and frozen in the middle? I regret to say that although we could have moved some way to the modern man with chores, we are still eons away when it comes to meat grill or smoker.
Now, I must say that the lighting of the barbecue is undoubtedly the work of a man. Come on guys do not like playing with fire? So how do ladies, come with the assurance that you will live until tomorrow? Well, I have a simple barbecue advice: —
Give fixtures and ignition systems, but do not give any of the food – at least 45 minutes for charcoal, 15 minutes for the gas. Believe me, if you hold earlier will be a cremation instead of a BBQ.
My Advice for good food is cooked soft, good heat and flames are bad. Fat dripping onto coal produces smoke that flavors the meal, but the same fat can also cause fire if the coals were not allowed to stand. So, in summary, coal should be warm and not the flames.
How do you keep your man out of the food-chain and a padlock on the refrigerator door? Give it a …… beer or two! After all – I am a man!
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